Sunday, 31 August 2014

The Journey Begins...

I've had lots of journeys in the past but, as stated previously, they've merely been a series of training sessions for the big one. (Either that or lessons for something greater.) With 1st September just around the corner and the stall finally set out and ready for business, it's time to embark on the most important journey of them all thus far and to launch my career. I'm giving it a four month "soft launch" to see how things go - I might well scurry back to the safety of getting a part-time job of things don't lift-off well enough - but after all is said and done the idea is to make this a proper living.



It just leaves me to dot the Is and to cross the Ts. This is what it's all about:

1.  £1/£2 live-cash game poker.
2.  Moving to £2/£5 if or when the time is right.
3.  Playing mainly at The Empire and The Hippodrome.
4.  Generally avoiding The Vic and Aspers.
5.  Buying-in for £300 to £400.
6.  Playing mainly Thursday to Sunday inclusive.
7.  Playing Monday to Wednesday only when the A-game is ripe.  
8.  No MTTs whatsoever apart from The Empire cash-race freeroll. 
9.  No online poker.
10. Aim for an average monthly-nut of around at least £1800-£2000.     

Let battle commence!!



The Pitcher Plant




In my last post I highlighted ten dos and don'ts that are generally known by half-decent players yet ignored by the majority. I noted, prior to writing the list, that repeatedly ignoring these tips or not following them regularly enough is partly, precisely why poor players exist. Why do poor players fall into the same trap time and time again and why are they happy to stew in their ignorance?

Above is a picture of a pitcher plant. A pitcher plant attracts a fly or an insect by the enticing smell emanating from its pores. The fly lands on the rim of the plant before feeding on the sweet nectar further down on the inside of its funnel. As the fly laps it up, it moves further down inside the plant gorging away. At some point the fly will attempt to lift-off back into the wild - but of course, it can't. The nectar has done its work. It was merely a trap that caused the fly to become stuck and which will, eventually, cause the fly to be dragged deeper and deeper to the bottom and to be consumed in a stewy pit of filth.
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This explanation is actually the way Allen Carr illustrated why so many people get drawn in to the allure of alcohol. Alcohol is not "the elixir of life" that many think it is; seen at its most sinsister, it is an insidious poison that entices and traps people, and once caught by the spell, never lets them go. The fly, of course, is the innocent youngster attracted to the alcohol while the alcohol itself is represented by the nectar. The whole trap itself is constructed by the media and marketing men who work their seductive charms by selling us the whole spiel.

Losing / break-even poker players and even the marginal winners who take home peanuts are the flies that get caught in a web and who are unable to escape from the chains. Like heavy drinkers who believe nothing is wrong, they'll carry on regardless happy to play poker in their mediocre, treadmill-like way. They have been sold a strategy, a way of playing and ultimately a mindset that is dragging them down and which will continue to mark them out as average players for the rest of their lives. 

The successful poker player might land on the rim of the pitcher plant when he first starts out but will see what is going on down below beforehand and fly away to freedom well before the damage has been done. He'll see the usual ABC lines, the usual tried and tested strategies along with the typical run-of-the-mill attitudes of the masses and he'll want no part of it. True, he might feel superior, get the odd rush of arrogance and may even think himself super-human on the odd occasion but this is the small price to pay for this type of freedom.

Personally, I know I was way down there stewing with the rest of them both in terms of my struggle with alcohol and my average poker-playing skills. Thankfully, after my spring-time epiphany I like to think I've reversed the trend and have finally escaped from the dreaded pitcher plant. Sure, it's taken me up to my mid-forties to see all this and I'm doing the whole thing in reverse (quitting the career and then playing poker seriously rather than playing poker seriously and then getting the career) but I really, really don't want to go back.
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The pitcher-plant analogy signifies not how we get better and better at poker (that's a different analogy altogether and for another time) but why most of us seem happy to shuffle along in our blinkered way, accepting the tried-and-tested routes and formulae that the masses have been fed over and over again by popular wisdom. True, it is "wisdom" that has been passed down by experts but it's a path that too many players are cureently on and which just ain't gonna cut it in today's modern game.




Action Plan (At The Tables)

In my last post, I described five very large cogs in the machine that should be well-oiled and kept turning at all times. I believe that any self-respecting poker player who earns a regular living from the game should be monitoring these areas continually. They are essentially, the external part of the game that players should work on away from the table in order to help give them that all-important edge while at the table.


While at the live poker table there are so many different variables occuring that it's practically impossible to enumerate them all. However, recurring scenarios are so common and repeatedly crop up time and time again that certain rules or guides can be applied almost without fail. In many respects, these rules and guides (or dos and don'ts) are obvious, yet they are so often broken by the recreational and average players that they become precisely the main reason why these players are average and recreational in the first place - and why they'll remain so for years to come. (See The Pitcher Plant analogy in my next post.)


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The 5 Dos
Do...

... play at the right time. A meta-game leak whereby players choose to play while fatigued or jaded resulting in tired poker. That needs to be the reserve of the wannabes or casual and recreational players. 

... quit at the right time. Never play when you find yourself playing sub-optimal poker. Never play loose or too many hands to try to "catch-up" during a stuck session. Just leave! 

... think the hand through and go with your read. Put the other fella on a hand and make the right decision! Go with a move if it's not an "ABC" line but has a high chance of working.

... Leave tough tables. Been playing for 30 minutes and struggling to figure out where the money is going to come from? Get up and leave; it's probably your best move.  

... value-bet, value-bet, value-bet. Live cash-game poker is not really about trapping, it's about getting the money in with your good hands and getting paid off. Don't let them go lightly; get them to pay you!

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The 5 Don'ts

Don't...

... forget that most money comes from the fish. Your money generally comes from the weak players. Good players don't tend to pay you off; that's why they're "good." 

... make marginal calls versus short-stackers.  Never give the parasites the implied odds they're looking for and never call light preflop. Never pay these leeches off.

... overvalue premium starting hands.  Getting married to KK or AA after being card-dead for fucking hours can be a disaster but should only happen to lesser mortals. As always: play the villain's range and not your hand strength.

... play loose or force the issue when card-dead. Best to default to tight play rather then turning into a spewtard when things are going wrong. Never gamble it up if the action gets a little crazy. Discipline, discipline, discipline.

... call off light on the river when the villain never bluffs. Again, when you're stuck and desperate to turn things around don't get suckered into this one. Put them on a range and don't pay off the passive fish when they hit the board and suddenly actually start betting and raising! 

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Don't...

...play online poker ever again!!   My own little personal one.



Business Plan (Away From Tables)


Apart from needing bucket-loads of patience, optimum poker also involves a huge dose of discipline both at and away from the table. Before we go into the ground-rules of what's required while we play at the table (which we'll postpone for a later post), we'll first record the aims and objectives that are needed away from the table for the time being. The details below are not really categories that fall under a "business plan" as such but do highlight the five main areas that are vital for success when considering playing live poker for a living. 

Diet
Out need to go the sugary and fatty snacks along with the processed foods. There'll be a dramatic reduction in burgers, crisps, biscuits, cakes, and desserts etc. My aim is to go for three meals a day consisting of vegetables and healthy ingredients with fish being thrown in now and again or, failing that, A regime that's as close to that as possible. Fruit will be the only option when it comes to in-between snacks. Playing sans alcohol goes without saying so the routine of water only at the table - with a maximum of two coffees - will remain firm. At other times it'll be tomato juice and fruit juice with the occasional coffee and water.

Exercise
I'll be jogging around the circumference of my local park (one and a half miles) for three to four times per week. (This is looking like it'll increase to an extended two to two and a half miles in total as I'm getting more into it.) I'll keep to my routine of walking for 15 minutes to the venue when I arrive for a poker session. On the days I don't jog or play poker, I'll need to make sure I get out of the house and do some form of exercise. 

Study
Studying is vital to keep up with the leaders in this ever-evolving game. Personally, I find the videos of Bart Hanson to be sparkling diamonds when it comes to tackling live poker and my aim will be to study four or five of his videos per week. On top of this, I'll attempt to fit in around six hours of reading. This will include works from the following reading list...

How To Read Hands at No Limit Hold 'Em by Ed Miller
Playing the Player by Ed Miller
Poker Plays You Can Use by Doug Hill
Red Chip Poker by Doug Hill et al
Easy Game by Andrew Seidman
Reading Poker Tells by  Zachary Elwood

Keeping track of the 2+2 forums and tackling hands from the Insta Poker app will also be a necessary part of my studying routine. 

Days
Choosing the right time to play is a strategy in itself when it comes to looking for an edge. Casual and recreational players in full-time employment play in the evenings. For practical reasons, Friday and Saturday are the days when these players choose to play. The action does tend to build from Thursday with Sundays also being quite popular with the tourists on some occasions. 

Therefore, from Monday to Wednesday I've decided to play just once or twice per week (depending on how well I feel). From Thursday to Sunday I'll play three or four times per week. Again, this will depend on how things are going but I envisage these days to generally be easier and, hopefully, more friendly on the wallet. Overall, I'll be playing 4-6 days per week.

I've decided not sit for any longer than 30-40 minutes at a tough table. This doesn't necessarily have to be versus tricky opponents, just tables where I feel it's not +EV for me.

Hours
An hourly winrate of £15ph seems to be the figure bandied about by the experts when it comes to £1/£2 live cash-game poker. With an absolute minimum monthly-nut of around £1600 - £1800, I'll need to put in around 120 hours a month which is roughly 30 hours per week. Now in poker you're not paid a sustained, cosy regular rate so at times I know I'll need to put in anything from around 30 to 50 hours per week. No worries: after working the nightmare that is full-time teaching, putting in 40-50 hours a week playing a game I love sounds like heaven!!

I intend to travel into central London at around 7PM to 8PM and to play into the night up until around 6AM the next morning if need be. I'll be driving into central London by car - I have grown to detest public transport - and will travel when the congestion charge doesn't apply. (Another positive about playing live cash-game poker for a living.) Of course, I may only need to put in a four or five hour session but it all depends on how things are going. Sometimes it's necessary to keep your butt on the chair to wait for your moment. I'll also endeavour to qualify for The Empire cash-race MTT freeroll which takes place on the first Sunday of the month.
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Thus ends the aims and objectives that I'll be putting in place while away from the table. In my next post I'll record the 10-point plan that I'll put into place while at the tables. 

Credentials

In my last post, I outlined how I intend to sustain myself financially over the next year or so. To some it may all seem like a mad and deluded pipe-dream or a hair-brained scheme that a doomed businessman might pitch in the Dragon's Den. Fear ye not, for here are a number of reasons that may help to convince you that I have a fighting chance...   

Solid Long-Term Experience
I've been playing poker pretty regularly for around 10 years now and although I've been prone to long-term break-even stretches, I've had a small degree of success over the long haul. This includes a huge amount of online play as well as live. In fact, I've paid around $25K in rake alone on the online poker sites.  

A Teetotal Existence And A Healthier Lifestyle
Up to mid-April of this year I'd often view poker as a social and recreational game with little edge going to the better players. As such, I'd often drink heavily during poker evenings and treat sessions in a casual way. My wins and losses would often be so evenly matched that I thought a little beer here and there, to lighten the mood, would make absolutely no difference to my bottom-line.

In actual fact, although this attitude may be perfectly fine for someone on a steady income and who's out for a social weekend once in a while, I've learned that excessive drinking was precisely the reason why I'd never shown a sustained, seriously decent profit. From mid-April I have stopped drinking, exercised regularly and made changes to my diet. The effect it has had on my results has been striking (see below).   

A Necessity To Improve
Quitting a job would make anyone feel a little insecure about their future. As I gave eight months notice to quit mine last year, I've had every reason to study and to read up on the game in the interim. Poker is like any competitive sport or any dog-eat-dog business environment. It's the survival-of-the-fittest and if you don't keep learning and studying at a high level, you're going to get swallowed up. Rest assured, although I've taken the foot off the pedal study-wise recently, I'll be back with a vengeance come September.

A Love of the Game
At a live poker table so much is unfolding before your eyes that there is always interesting and revealing information to digest and absorb. This could be to do with anything from the way hands are played, comments made about the hands by other players, the way a bad-beat is taken to the way players behave when up or down. Many players explicitly or implicitly express boredom while playing but it's precisely this lack of interest and apathy that prevents players from improving. This game is deep and beautiful in so many different ways. Embrace it with open arms!

A Reasonable Bankroll
Don't get me wrong. I don't have a six-figure bank balance, live in a mansion, swan off to exotic locales every few months and drive around in a stunning Ferrari. I'm not exactly a baller (as the youngsters would say). However I do own and run my own car, live in a pleasant neighbourhood in London and have saved a reasonable amount from teaching. So, yes, I have a decent bankroll. You tend to make the good decisions when you have the peace of mind.    

A Disciplined and Patient Approach
Being successful at poker is a very, very long-term proposition and most poker players do not see this. Many of the so-called "good" players will play reasonably efficiently for a time - perhaps even for as long as six months to a year - and then get hit with the inevitable downswing. A great many will leave the arena right there and then while the hard-headed and persistent may weather the storm for a bit, come out on the other side, and carry on. However, the second or third or fourth wave will sweep most of them aside. Some will carry on "recreationally" without the desire to improve ("it's mainly luck innit?") only for a new batch of wannabes to take their place.

Only the emotionally strong will be able to see the bigger, long-term picture and appreciate the long haul for what it really is: a massive, uphill struggle full of heartbreak, setbacks and frustration - but ultimately an incredibly rewarding vocation. I like to think that I've developed the right discipline and the correct patient approach to the game.

Promising Short-Term Results
Let's not kid ourselves, it's hard to convince anyone that you're genuinely good at any game or sport if your results show you're a loser. True, if my results this year had me in the red then I'd be thinking seriously about getting a proper job like the rest of us. Fortunately, since my epiphany in mid-April my results have been encouraging to say the least. Here is my track record since the epiphany...

April      + £1000
May       + £1400
June       - £500
July        + £2200
August   + £1600

They're not exactly figures to rival the income of a typical full-time professional person on a decent monthly wage in London but you have to remember that these are my results as a "part-timer." From April to July I played in the evenings while working full-time as a teacher and in August I kind of eased off a little bit due to family commitments and... well, just chillin' too much really. From September, we're gonna get serious! We're talking poker as a full-time business baby!!

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Anyway despite all that, here's my official and genuine certificate that's appoved and stamped by a reputable authority, that proves 100% that I'm great:  






Opening For Business

Tomorrow my job as a full-time teacher of English will officially end. I'll no longer be employed by Lewisham Borough Council or doing the job that I've been doing for the past 19 years. Needless to say, I won't be scooping in the half-decent accompanying monthly wage either. To some, this may be a time to mourn but for yours truly, I say good riddance! For I am now on an altogether different path!!

Full-time teaching in a state secondary school, in this country, can be hell on earth. You're crammed into a confined space and trapped with around 25 to 30 hormonally unbalanced juveniles for around 50 minutes at a time. With half the kids usually not really caring about what they're supposed to be doing and the teacher expected to educate them to the highest standards, the experience soon boils down to becoming an exercise in survival. With ever-increasing pressure to perform and the constant reminder that kids must progress (or else) it's little surprise that an alarmingly high number jump ship after one or two years. That I lasted for 19 is a bloody miracle!
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In November 2013, the demands got too much and I decided to quit. I asked for my contract to be terminated at the end of the summer-term and although this meant I had to work for another eight months or so, right up until mid-July, I soldiered on. I must confess that as I felt pretty much beaten down by a soul-less senior management team obsessed by results and Ofsted inspections, I practically ceased to care.

From around January 2014 I started to put more energy into the real passion in my life... poker. I'd been playing semi-seriously for about 10 years and managed to do reasonably well at the game to such an extent that by January 2014 the idea that I might be able to play the game for a living began to simmer and brew. By mid-April (after a life-changing epiphany - see below) the idea took root and I sought to make it a reality. On 1st September 2014, thanks mainly to the money that I've saved from the job that I grew to hate, I am now going to live the dream and open my new business!


Of course, the business is live cash-game poker!

Now, since my epiphany in mid-April which came to me soon after I lost the most money that I'd ever lost in one night, I have become a changed man. I am teetotal, I exercise more regularly, eat a better diet and I seek to study the game on a more consistent and serious level. The outcome is that I believe I'm on a sturdier road to cracking the game; a road which I hope will allow me to play the game to the point where I'll not have to look for another job for a long time. This blog is going to act as a journal chronicling this new venture and I invite you to join in me in the ride. It will be bumpy and it will be turbulent - that's the nature of the beast - but it'll be an experience which I don't want to regret as the thing I should have done when I was younger. Compared to the stress of teaching kids for a living and jumping through the hoops that a brutal education system has thrown at me (and continues to throw at downtrodden teachers up and down the country) I suspect it may prove to be heaven on earth.

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As mentioned, as I am still technically employed by Lewisham Borough Council (and received a monthly salary from them for the month of August), I am not going to declare my business officially open until 1st September 2014. From this date, I'll know that there will be no regular salary to rescue me if I have a break-even or losing month. I won't be on benefits, awarded any form of income support from the governement or receive any other form of income from elsewhere. In effect I'll be on my own with the safety-net well and truly removed with the only form of income being gained from the profits I make from live poker.

-- The padlocks are coming off the shutters boys and girls and they'll be raised up very soon. We'll soon be open for business!